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[redhillian]

Leave a comment, and I'll tell you a lie.

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[irdm.livejournal.com]

No you won't.

[redhillian.livejournal.com]

You're right, I won't.

[nakedsamuraiguy.livejournal.com]

Lie to me sir, Tell me big fat porky pies!

[redhillian.livejournal.com]

The so-called 'planet' Neptune, is in fact the size of a small orange, and has a similar taste to that of a parrot.

[ash1977law.livejournal.com]

Ask me no questions...

[redhillian.livejournal.com]

Gorillas are actualy the direct descendants of Dwarves, Gimli only having died in 1832, in the care of a young couple from Bromley.

[jacobeanangel.livejournal.com]

Boo :)

[redhillian.livejournal.com]

If you push a pineaple fast enough, it will turn into an entire colelction of the Encyclopedia Britanica.

[jacobeanangel.livejournal.com]

:) Ah, but how fast would you have to push it for it to turn into Wikipedia?

[pogodragon.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I don't have time to leave a comment right now. Maybe later I'll get back to it.

[redhillian.livejournal.com]

Every hour, the clocks deliberatly move one second back to confuse unwary passengers.

[glove-puppet.livejournal.com]

Don't believe you.

[redhillian.livejournal.com]

There are more than 16 thousand recognised ways of correctly spelling 'the'.

[mrssshhh.livejournal.com]

As Pat Benatar said, "hit me with your best shot".

[redhillian.livejournal.com]

If you look out to sea at sunset, it is sometimes possible to see the next day waving from a clifftop.

[coolforkatz.livejournal.com]

Go on something LRPish

[redhillian.livejournal.com]

Tony Blair is booked to play the next Maelstrom. He will be playing a gnoll.

[endis-ni.livejournal.com]

Yes please!

[redhillian.livejournal.com]

Shortly after the dissapearance of London, the Queen Mother was heard to exclaim 'Oops!'.

[myki.livejournal.com]

Okay… you’re crossing the border. The men with the machine guns have just asked you a question in a language you don’t understand. You’re pretty sure you didn’t understand it because the condom of white powder sitting in your stomach as probably started leaking into your system. You then notice that one of the guards is the overprotective father of the girl (who insisted she was 27) currently nursing a severe hangover and lots of miscellaneously sore body parts in the passenger seat of your untaxed stolen Cadillac convertible. In the back seat a Mexican gentleman dressed as a Canadian Mounted Police Officer softly plays the guitar in the desperate hope that they don’t ask aboot his passport.

The girls father looks at you through his mirrored shades and says

“Does this dress make me look fat?”

(Annnnnnd action!)

[redhillian.livejournal.com]

Glass is a shared hallucination, most people are actualy psychic and able to see through the brick walls of their house, but delude themselves that it's a transparent panel.

[annabellelaw.livejournal.com]

Oh, me please

[redhillian.livejournal.com]

In order to counter the natural effects of the eaths rotation, the Effiel Tower is moved around 15mm every night.

Nelsons Column doesn't need to be moved in the same manner as it was designed to rotate on the spot, which it does on a constant basis.

[ephrael.livejournal.com]

me!

[freddiefraggles.livejournal.com]

(Tom didn't lie to you, but I am still bored at work and will do it for him)

Tom is not a teddy bear!!!

[ephrael.livejournal.com]

Tom is not a teddy bear!
He is a peoples!