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[redhillian]

At the weekend, I went to the stag do of Gareth Hayes, Esq.


We had tea, played bridge and many of us discovered an allergy to certain coconut creams which have left a strange rash across parts of our bodies. And I seem to have somehow injured one of my many pancrei.


In other news, I need a full face mask for when I get airsofting again.

Comments

[batelf.livejournal.com]

You injured a pancrei as well? I thought it was just me.

[doctor-kaos.livejournal.com]

Like Sam, I injured my spleen, by beautiful spleen!

[cuthrose.livejournal.com]

its appears that i am the only one that is iumme to the Cocunt cream...i shall put that down to me being a geat hard nothern person that is not effected by such southern things :)

[batelf.livejournal.com]

And not a softie who turned up after the coconut creams had been dealt with?

[areteus.livejournal.com]

I seem to have developed some form of transient haemophillia which has led to me developing several strange shaped welts and bruises all over my legs. It may have been an allergy, I suppose...

[doctor-kaos.livejournal.com]

I seem to recall we had finished the Coconut Ext-creams!! Before he arrived yes.

[cuthrose.livejournal.com]

some say that being soft...other say its forward thinking. :)

[batelf.livejournal.com]

Are you claiming to have had a cunning plan.

[cuthrose.livejournal.com]

not claiming....did :)

[ephrael.livejournal.com]

You are dealing with your mysterious ailment in a brave and stoic manner.

[redhillian.livejournal.com]

I am a very brave Tom.

[doctor-kaos.livejournal.com]

Well Tom, like the rest of us is British*. We deal with everything in a brave and stoic manner.

* - All of us except Chris P** of course, Chris was accidentally proclaimed his own country after eating more that his fair share of posh chocolates at the Ambassador's reception, drinking three bottles of champagne and declaring that he claimed the contents of his pants for Spain. It was all well and good until he tried to raise a flag in his country. The following "to-do" had him annexed from Spain and under a UN directive to find a bigger flag before he left the party.

**- Notice how I'm being vague here - you may think it is to protect the innocent if you like.

[batelf.livejournal.com]

A story like that sounds much more like the other Chris.

[doctor-kaos.livejournal.com]

Actually yes. It does sound a little more like His Imperial Majesty Christopher the First of Parrtonia than you.

However I'm keeping the true identity of the Chris in question a secret.