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[redhillian]

the scar you're most proud of	The one on my little finger probrably
your favourite condiment	Mayonaise
if you have freckles	you are probrably Ephrael
your preferred method of cooking	application of heat
what shoes you're wearing	none
how many children you have	none
the first person you french kissed	Lesley
your preferred breed of dog	cat
where you were born	Redhill, Surrey
what colour underwear you're wearing	Grey
where your keys are right now	chained to their hooks
if you have split ends	I dunno - I'm bald
when you last got laid	I live with Em, how recent do you want?
your opinion on airline food	it's on a plane, which makes it cool
what cosmetic surgery you would consider	been there, done that
best kiddie playground equipment to have sex on	dunno. swings?
your worst malady	am genetically mentally ill, apparently.
if your mum loves your dad	that's nice for you, mine doesn't. And neither do I
if you can sing well	well done
what your olympic event would be	i got invited to tender for first aid cover for the commonwealth games....
someone you admire	see my friends list
which country would be hardest for you to locate on a map	Bongo Bongo land
the last time you cried	my wedding day
your most interesting sexual congress location	too many by far to name them all, but [a friends] front room comes close
part of the Sunday papers you read first	don't read sunday papers, sleep sundays.
the languages you speak	gibberanian, english, engrish, american, emilynah, finnbar
the religion you were raised in	C of E
if you can draw well	that's nice for you.
your favourite photograph	'feeding seagulls'
what you should be doing instead of this	sorting my suit out for dlowrys wedding.
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